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When I see you in the sun
You're as pretty as a swastika
Playing around with an online GIF animator. Quite pleased with the results.

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There are lots of pretty, pretty ones...
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Will he offer me his teeth?
Will he offer me his jaws?
Will he offer me his hunger?
Again, will he offer me his hunger?
And will he starve without me?
And does he love me?
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
I bet you say that to all the boys.


Pretty human. Love this creature.

Jan. 14th, 2013

Huntin' humans? Ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit! Run, rabbit... run, rabbit...

Run, rabbit, run!


Dec. 27th, 2012

"Why, you ask?

'"Why?' is not the question.


"Now, that is a question worth examining.

"How could I, being born of such, uh, conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion- an escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained?

"I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately, you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen; locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface!

"Oh christ.

"Fuck it."


ELASTOPAD: A New Kind of Toothpaste

The little cat plopped along on a school bus trolley. Everyone had rocking chairs, except for the last tirade of ecliptical mayhem, which was her last breath. We ate caterpillars, and it wasn't the first time our heads had been wet with dry dew.

You may ask yourself, "Did this make the mistake? Am I cake now?"

The answer is quite simple: ELASTOPAD.

This nine-letter sanguinity drives off cliffs at lightning speed, wearing speedos and at all costs, NOT a robot. I repeat, NOT a robot. Too many tendrils, you see.

So, in conclusion, if your hovercraft be hasty, let it sauce your log.

[When I typed this into this site, it said I write like Isaac Asimov. XD]
Here-to-do-the-devils-work on Tumblr made a gif of my favorite scene from House of 1000 Corpses. Best. Thing. Ever.

Holy Miss Moley, got me a live one!

Disturbing, possibly triggering imagery: http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a636/Otis_Tumblr/Sarcastic%20or%20Misc%20Emotion/A_kiss_from_Otis_8.gif

Man, if I were Bill's girlfriend, I'd be asking him to bring Otis to the bedroom once in a while. Wonder if she has.

Sheesh. When I got into Otis, I thought it was only gonna last maybe a week and I'd be back to Bronson. I was wrong. The obsession, instead, expanded to all that is Bill Moseley. He's in a band, y'know. He sings, and I'll tell you, the things he sings are rather hilarious and interesting. He writes the lyrics, too. He is a strange, strange man. Wonderfully strange. The weirdest part is that my brain imagines Otis singing when I hear him. XD

All favorites left on Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars now. Wish Manila was still there. Since she left, I wasn't sure who I'd be rooting for until last night. I knew Raven was fierce, but DAMN. That girl has moves that could make Mick Jagger cry- or try to fuck her (and who are we kidding, he'd likely succeed). Just sayin'. I never knew how hot Raven's lipsyncs could be. In season 2 of Drag Race, she didn't do what she did for All Stars. Girl has stepped it up. She, Raja, Manila and Phi Phi O'hara are my all time favorite queens, without question.

As for All Stars, GO RAVEN!!!

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